yeah man we can tell

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

In my experience as a tumblr user, when you drop a tumblr inside joke irl to someone who’s never touched this website before they either act like you just said the weirdest thing ever or the absolute funniest thing they’ve ever heard. It’s a gamble

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

watching old movies and shows really just makes think like wow. . . nobody on tv looks normal anymore. like ever.

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember